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Author Topic: Halcon's article in ASG  (Read 1039 times)
Christopher Nyerges
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« on: October 12, 2016, 01:59:17 PM »

Just alerting you all to the latest American Survival Guide. Alan has a good article in there on water purification.
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2016, 12:48:39 AM »

thanks 
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Bill S
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2016, 09:42:43 AM »

I'm glad to see he's still publishing articles.  I was afraid he was going to start looking for a cave on top of a remote mountain.  Once you climbed up there, he would teach the the secrets of fire making, cordage and how to use a ferro stick for seasoning.

I couldn't really see him in a loin cloth, though.
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2016, 12:58:58 PM »


I couldn't really see him in a loin cloth, though.

he is extremely handsome in person though....

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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2016, 08:55:34 PM »

In a loin cloth?  Huh?

When was the last time you were home?  You need to stop hanging out in all male environments and start going home a little more often.

Remember, there is a fine line when she's happy to see you again and she starts smiling and humming and sharpening a knife while looking at you.

When guys in loin cloths start looking good, you've been gone long enough that she's probably over her mad.
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Christopher Nyerges
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2016, 09:18:16 PM »

Bill S. Actually, you are right, Alan IS living on the top of a remote mountain, eating only brown rice, and wearing a loin cloth, and only showing the pilgrims how to make fire if they beg appropriately. I had to spend hours as Alan dictated to me and then we used Dragonspeak to translate. 
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2016, 10:44:03 PM »

Bill S. Actually, you are right, Alan IS living on the top of a remote mountain, eating only brown rice, and wearing a loin cloth, and only showing the pilgrims how to make fire if they beg appropriately. I had to spend hours as Alan dictated to me and then we used Dragonspeak to translate. 


So he is an Socrates now? Forgoing baths is one thing but I hope he doesn't go and brew himself some Hemlock tea.
Sage upon the mountain. Return to us.
I wonder if he knows how to untie a Gordian knot.
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2016, 02:01:03 AM »


Alan IS living on the top of a remote mountain,


It was always going to be the logical outcome of his philosophy I reckon Cheesy

Maybe he'll found a new religion Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2016, 07:34:08 PM »



 Already done Alan and himself founded the church of continual  masturbation... no donations needed


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Christopher Nyerges
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2016, 01:37:28 AM »

Dude, I sincerely hope you're not a high priest in the Halcon church
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2016, 06:03:35 PM »



 Already done Alan and himself founded the church of continual  masturbation... no donations needed


 Dude

So - how is the eyesight holding up? <runs>
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2016, 07:25:54 PM »



 well its bifocals for me but the halcon is way younger so he can keep up the good work...  or i was just more faithful to the cause

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I have been where the hand of man has never set foot...
I'm not in  here with you , you are in here with me!...
 Of course I'm out of my mind , it's dark and scary in there...
Be a DirtBag and Fill it by Owning the Skills...
http://dirttimedude.blogspot.com visit my blog
"I have sat in the front row of hell and spit in the devils eye, first the right then the left.
 I have lived my life in such a manner that when I roll out of bed in the morning and my feet hit the floor , the devils reaction is .. oh shit!!.. he's awake!!!.
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2016, 08:59:45 PM »

 
Cheesy   
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2016, 09:26:05 AM »

So, is he shaving his hands yet?  Or is that a sign that he has been touched divinely?  Or just touching? Grin 
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2016, 03:42:33 PM »


  pretty sure  he must be shaving his hands by now.. lots of confessions etc... 
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I have been where the hand of man has never set foot...
I'm not in  here with you , you are in here with me!...
 Of course I'm out of my mind , it's dark and scary in there...
Be a DirtBag and Fill it by Owning the Skills...
http://dirttimedude.blogspot.com visit my blog
"I have sat in the front row of hell and spit in the devils eye, first the right then the left.
 I have lived my life in such a manner that when I roll out of bed in the morning and my feet hit the floor , the devils reaction is .. oh shit!!.. he's awake!!!.
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